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Honton Pe Mohabbat Ke Fasane Nahi Aate,

Sahil Pe Samander Ke Khazane Nahi Aate,

Le Lo Abhi Zindagi Main SMS Ke Maze,

Phir Laut Kar Hum Jaise Dewane Nahi Aate..

I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
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Boy: janu ‘Viagra‘ ki 1 goli sey lamba ho jaye ga,
2 goli sey to khamba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 loon ga….
Girl,
chup
haraamzaday mujhay chodna hay k khodna hay

Larki: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho

Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,
mujh se shadi kar k mujhay tabah kar de kambakhat…. ;-)

I Miss U Rozana,

After Breakfast & Khana,

Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,

Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,

Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )

Twins were born to a sardarji (Sing),. he could not sleep for the
whole night….. why???? he kept wondering who is the father of the
second child