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Ek totle ko interview mein chaar words bolne they:
Institute, Aptitude, Magnitude, Subtitute

Totla bola: “In ki chut, Aap ki chut, Maa ki chut aur Sab ki chut”

A.O.A,

Yaar Ayesha Ka Kya Bana..??

99% Fool Will Not Read This Full SMS..

And Will Reply.. ( Kon AYESHA?? ) :-)

woh larki

us ki geeli zulfain

us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha

ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi

American says: India is backword in sex technology.
Angry sardar started shaking his penis.
American: Why R U shaking ur cock ?
Sardar: I am fucking my wife through Bluetooth.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A small Advice














































Don't press the button like this it
will Damage Ur Keypad.

According to a Medical report;

Ever Boy and Girl having two sides of their brain;

Rigth & Left !

When he or she falls in LOVE then;

In their Right side nothing is left and,

In their Left side nothing is right.

So please be careful..