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I promise if i became a rich man i will build a MENTAL Hospital and bcoz u r my best friend i will give u 50% Discount

Its So Common To HEar…

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?

So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ???

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a university student. “Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary,” said a proud mom. “You are lucky, “the neighbour said. “Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!”

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao … …. … kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?