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Husband: Jee Karta Hai.. Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon,

Aankhon Main Doob Jaon, Tumhari Bahon Main Bhool Jaon..

Wife: Devdaas He Raho Ge Ya Kabi Imran Hashmi Bi Bano Gay.. ;-)

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also
but it dosn”t mean you start fucking here.

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki…