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Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
Please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it.
A sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-

“Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi”.

Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain…
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai….
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha
Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.