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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi

MOM: Acha Beta Wo kOn c?

SoN: Mujhay Star Plus kI SeriAL Me kAm MiL Gya hai..

CONGRATSa€? U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means a€?Member of Bhikari Associationa€?

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.Aa€?s.

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental

Still Smiling!
(Confirmed)