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A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen………….

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SMS Na Karne Walon Ki Naak Aisi Ho Jati Hai..

(>=< ) IT'S ME
( 'o' ) DON'T
(,) . (,) PRESS
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(>=< )
( 'o' ) PLS
(,) . (,)

(>=< ) NO!
( 'o' ) PLS

(>=< ) Nooo!

Mar dala na!
AB SMS KON KERAY GA?

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN

TO

KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.