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Teacher: ‘Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible’

One student: ‘Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again’

If U sneeze once, Think I’m remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I’m Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.

What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl)

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its the ocean of love….

Dive in its depth & go down.

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down

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down

Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee.

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!