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In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

cute text messages,gay,ya,chalo,ab,Wife:,PAT,JHA

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