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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A small Advice














































Don't press the button like this it
will Damage Ur Keypad.

According to a Medical report;

Ever Boy and Girl having two sides of their brain;

Rigth & Left !

When he or she falls in LOVE then;

In their Right side nothing is left and,

In their Left side nothing is right.

So please be careful..

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish.
I asked for "World Peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"

Today is the death anniversary of POPE JOHN plzz switch of ur mobile 4 two minutes for due respect n send this mssg to any 1 criminal as i did :D

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn?t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.