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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

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birthday text messages - May ALLAH Give U - H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 U May ALLAH Give U H A A P Y LONG LIFE...

love text messages - My wifes an angel..! - First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel! Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive...

good night text messages - Sun is upset and moon is happy, - Sun is upset and moon is happy, Bcoz sun is missing U, And moon is gonna be with U, For rest of the night, Have a wonderful night....

cute text messages - India is backword in sex technology - American says: India is backword in sex technology. Angry sardar started shaking his penis. American: Why R U shaking ur cock ? Sardar: I am fucking my wife through Blue...

cute text messages - Difference BW mortein spray & body spray? - What is the difference B/W mortein spray body spray? If U use mortein spray U will die If U don't use body spray People will die....

cute text messages - Bill Gates wife say to him - What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night? Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!...

sweet text messages - Lovely thought - Lovely thought Agar apke paas pyar he, to duniya me or kisi ki zarurat nahi, or agar pyar nahi he to, apke paas kuch bhi ho sab bekar hai....