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Top Phone Answer Machine messages
We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and Master Card, Visa, or American Express account number and we'll get back to, pending credit approval. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone comp ...
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machine theme answer machine messages
How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions. Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this. . . . YOW! You know what I hate about answering machine sms text messages? They go on and on, wasting ...
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authority figures answer machine messages
Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief ...
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odd organizations answer machine messages
(Play Gregorian chants in the background:) Hello Brother or Sister. You have reached the Cubicals of Curtis, Chris, and Jim. We are in vespers and thus unable to answer your call, but if you will leave your name, number, and a brief message ...
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mainly musical theme answer machine messages
(Sung to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries:) Leave a message... Leave a message... (To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel with appropriate music:) I just left home baby, I'll be out fer a spell, and if you don't leave a message baby, you can go t ...
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family fun answer machine messages
Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back. Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if... Matt: Steve ...
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can't answer right now because... answer machine messages
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera. (Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitate ...
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you're in big trouble answer machine messages
Hello! I'm on a four state killing spree! WATTA YA WANT? (or) Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a call. If I haven't ALREADY COME OVER, that is. (Cough ...
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befuddle the caller answer machine messages
(A busy signal.) -- Steven Wright (Recorded directly from ATT:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service. The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 226-0477. (Yes, same ...
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play with the caller answer machine messages
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions? (Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. ( ...
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science fiction answer machine messages
Bridge, Kirk here. Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen? (Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final ...
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brevity answer machine messages
I'm gone. (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. This is David. Talk to me. You have reached 555-6238. Why? This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when. You have reached 234-1243. This is an answe ...
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other answer machine messages
(For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria. It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named Pam lives here ...
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