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Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey… Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?

Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,

Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.

Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

Today its cool to have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

Pati patni SEX kar rahe they Achanak se bacha utho gaya,
PAPA: le bete 10 Rs ICECREAM kha aa..
BETA: asi FUDDU ni haa…
Jo Rs 10 lai apni maa chuda laiye…..