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FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World
ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV…

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE
anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife ,

Kissed Wife‘s Ear & Went 2 Bathroom..

Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU.

Wife: He Did‘t Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He‘s Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too

Itz Ma Eyes

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Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”

A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“