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Husband wife talak k baad.
husband:bacha mera hai.
wife: wah ji wah/
Pateela mera,dudh v mera..
thoda jeha khatta ki la dita,pura dahi tera..

jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey
lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey
boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey
kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey

Wife asked his husband:
how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies:
only you darling, with others I was awake!!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

A - U”r Attractive
B - U”r D Best
C - U”r Cute
D - U”r Dear 2 me
E - U”r Excellent
F - U”r Funny
G - U”r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I”m
J - Just K - Kidding

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME.