Funny phone messages and free funny txt messages
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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whn u kiss a british girl
whn u kiss a british girl she says kiss me softly whn u kiss a american girl shw says kiss me hardly and whn u kiss a paki girl she says oai!! kisi nu dussi na (Dont tell anybody pl)
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Twins were born to a sardarji
Twins were born to a sardarji (Sing),. he could not sleep for the whole night.. why???? he kept wondering who is the father of the second child
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I Miss U Rozana
I Miss U Rozana, After Breakfast Khana, Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana, Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai, Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )
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Education is incomplete without 5 B's
Education is incomplete without 5 B's B - Bikes B - Beers B - Babes B - Bunks and the most important B - Backlogs!
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Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
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I think about you always,
I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like t
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L-Listen (me)
L-Listen (me) O-Observe (me) V-Verify (me) E-Experience.(me) So,LOVE ME..!
Category : romantic sms messages | Txts under: romantic text messages
Love means 2 see sum 1 wid closed eyes,
Love means 2 see sum 1 wid closed eyes, 2 miss sum1 in crowd, 2 find sum1 in every thought, 2 live 4 sum1, luv sum1, but sure tht some 1 iz ONLY 1!
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Some people like sunday,
Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday Happy Birthday!
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate WIFE MOTHER SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER After Marriage We Sleep With Our WIFE
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One day when da book of My life ENDS
One day when da book of My life ENDS I know that u'll b 1 of its MOST BEAUTIFUL CHAPTER If ever I get 2 read it again I'll open it 4rm da page JAB WE MET..
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When Thing go Wrong,
When Thing go Wrong, When sadness Fills ur Heart, When Tears Flow in ur Eyes, Remember Three Things, 1) I m Wd you. 2) U'Hve Money. 3) Bar Is open lets go...
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A word friend is a very small word
A word friend is a very small word But this word has a large special place in our life. Your friendship means a lot to me. For your friendship I can give up anything in my life. I dont can give up anything in my life, I dont know How much m
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People Meet By Chance !!
People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other
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People r often unreasonable & self-centred, forgive them
People r often unreasonable self-centred, forgive them anyway If u are honest, People may cheat u, be honest anyway If u find hapiness, people may be jealous, be happy anyway The good u do today may be forgotten 2morrow, do good anyway The
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One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack!
One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack! Everybody raised their hands. Then suddenly another guy from other side got up said HiJohn! Crazy people...
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I have a special BREAKFAST for you today GOOD MORNING!
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today, A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER. GOOD MORNING!
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The way for u 2 b happy is 2 make others happy'
The way for u 2 b happy is 2 make others happy' Consider this in ur whole life
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so juz wanna wish you good nitea€|
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care luv FIRST d person that came into my mind is U. so juz wanna wish you good nite
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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Category : christmas sms messages | Txts under: christmas text messages
The shortest word I know is 'I'
The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
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We Miss You and Get Well Soon!
Why you chose this particular time to get sick, Seems to us an insensitive choice. So dont be so selfish; dont be a sloth; Come back so we all can rejoice! We Miss You and Get Well Soon!
Category : get well sms messages | Txts under: get well text messages
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