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Lot of things go
Lot of things go unquestioned lot of things unanswered Some feelings r burried alive Some are born dead. This is life
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Sex is good
Sex is good, sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!
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we can multiply
Do you like maths? if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Life is like a MOVIE…
Life is like a MOVIE If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR Now u r smilling - thats COMEDY
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Education is incomplete without 5 B's
Education is incomplete without 5 B's B - Bikes B - Beers B - Babes B - Bunks and the most important B - Backlogs!
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Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
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I think about you always,
I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like t
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L-Listen (me)
L-Listen (me) O-Observe (me) V-Verify (me) E-Experience.(me) So,LOVE ME..!
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Forget the name and play the game
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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Love means 2 see sum 1 wid closed eyes,
Love means 2 see sum 1 wid closed eyes, 2 miss sum1 in crowd, 2 find sum1 in every thought, 2 live 4 sum1, luv sum1, but sure tht some 1 iz ONLY 1!
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Some people like sunday,
Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday Happy Birthday!
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate WIFE MOTHER SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER After Marriage We Sleep With Our WIFE
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One day when da book of My life ENDS
One day when da book of My life ENDS I know that u'll b 1 of its MOST BEAUTIFUL CHAPTER If ever I get 2 read it again I'll open it 4rm da page JAB WE MET..
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When Thing go Wrong,
When Thing go Wrong, When sadness Fills ur Heart, When Tears Flow in ur Eyes, Remember Three Things, 1) I m Wd you. 2) U'Hve Money. 3) Bar Is open lets go...
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A word friend is a very small word
A word friend is a very small word But this word has a large special place in our life. Your friendship means a lot to me. For your friendship I can give up anything in my life. I dont can give up anything in my life, I dont know How much m
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How does a vagina look before sex?
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
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Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE
Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you're smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
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People Meet By Chance !!
People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other
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People r often unreasonable & self-centred, forgive them
People r often unreasonable self-centred, forgive them anyway If u are honest, People may cheat u, be honest anyway If u find hapiness, people may be jealous, be happy anyway The good u do today may be forgotten 2morrow, do good anyway The
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One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack!
One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack! Everybody raised their hands. Then suddenly another guy from other side got up said HiJohn! Crazy people...
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How does a vagina look before sex?
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
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Tips on giving blow jobs
Tips on giving blow jobs: 1. If you do it for lust -SPIT IT 2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT 3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT
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why don't you come on over and let's do now
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
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I have a special BREAKFAST for you today GOOD MORNING!
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today, A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER. GOOD MORNING!
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The way for u 2 b happy is 2 make others happy'
The way for u 2 b happy is 2 make others happy' Consider this in ur whole life
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so juz wanna wish you good nite…
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care luv FIRST d person that came into my mind is U. so juz wanna wish you good nite
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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
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The shortest word I know is 'I'
The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
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We Miss You and Get Well Soon!
Why you chose this particular time to get sick, Seems to us an insensitive choice. So dont be so selfish; dont be a sloth; Come back so we all can rejoice! We Miss You and Get Well Soon!
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